Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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