Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
We're too hungover to prance.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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