i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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