some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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