Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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