I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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