Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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