I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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