I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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