Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
porn star boner night. come get it.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
not ubering you a puppy
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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