the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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