...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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