On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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