is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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