Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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