So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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