So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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