Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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