YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize