We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm sobbing to NWA
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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