The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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