To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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