Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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