i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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