Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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