Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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