I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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