I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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