Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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