I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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