Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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