Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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