he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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