In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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