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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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