If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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