I love black thongs
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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