if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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