So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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