You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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