Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
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