The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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