The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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