Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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