K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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