I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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