how can u be prego again
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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