Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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