apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
she pinky promised me she was 18
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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