We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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