I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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