maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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