I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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