You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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