i may or may not be watching the land before time
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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